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notcuddles:

bevsi:

modern au gaang doodles + bonus dangerous ladies

I need to be wearing Mai’s outfit immediately

(via thecallightman)

20,799 notes8.318:32 PM • Source: bevsi
#atla

howlnatural:

Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.

I totally interpreted that where ‘making fun of’ was laughing at really bad fanfics and was ready to argue the completely opposite point.

Anyone who DOESN’T make fun of fanfiction HASN’T read really good fanfiction.

Because I’ve read so much fanfiction for so long that it no longer makes sense to me why anyone hasn’t read fanfiction in the first place.

(via goodkwuestion)

81,364 notes8.319:24 AM • Source: howlnatural
vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(via thatferrybroad)

846,527 notes8.3011:36 PM • Source: courtneyhatesjane
nachbaliye:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg

nachbaliye:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg

(via goodkwuestion)

108,053 notes8.309:24 PM • Source: emedemabri
#science
Taken from Buzzfeed:


1. He looked at her longingly, as he imagined her exotic, mashed potato skin laying gently against his.2. She took off his shirt, his skin glistening in the sun like a glazed doughnut. The glaze part, not the doughnut part.3. His eyes looked like eyes because they were eye-shaped, not almonds.4. Mr. Darcy soon drew the attention of the room by his fine, tall-person, handsome features, and his crust of a Shepherd’s pie complexion.5. “What’s your name?” he asked. “Mary,” she replied as the strap of her dress slipped off her marzipan shoulder.6. She didn’t know it yet but the girl of her dreams had just walked in. Her eyes were radiant and her skin glowed with mozzarella undertones.7. She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta.8. His body had the color and shape of raw ground beef.9. He traced his fingers along her supple, cauliflower skin.10. She stepped out of the car and and was delighted by the cool summer breeze that brushed against her legs. She had been sitting in the sun earlier and welcomed the relief of this fresh air on her mayonnaise legs.11. She had brown, wiry hair and skin that can only be described as the color of the inside of an apple. The mushy ones not the cool, crisp ones.12. She dove into the ocean, the blue waves enveloping her tapioca skin.13. She was transfixed by the gleam of his uncooked chicken breast skin. So raw, so lumpy.14. His bones were as brittle as a vanilla wafer.15. Her beauty was indescribable, which means she’s white.16. For the first time in his life, he found himself imagining a future together with someone. He was embarrassed to tell her this but he had never really been in love with the women he had dated. “Well who would play me in this rom-com of your life?” she teasingly inquired. “You have such beautiful olive skin,” he crooned, “so you can be a person of color or racially ambiguous in the book but definitely a white woman in the movie.”

Normally, I stay out of the whole POC thing, but as a writer and avid reader, this is something that has bothered me. If a person has a skin color other than pale/white, you don’t need to use food references to describe them. Just state that they’re tan or dark. You don’t need to scrape through the bowl of chocolate rainbow to describe our skin if you aren’t going to do the same for the all the other characters.

Taken from Buzzfeed:

1. He looked at her longingly, as he imagined her exotic, mashed potato skin laying gently against his.

2. She took off his shirt, his skin glistening in the sun like a glazed doughnut. The glaze part, not the doughnut part.

3. His eyes looked like eyes because they were eye-shaped, not almonds.

4. Mr. Darcy soon drew the attention of the room by his fine, tall-person, handsome features, and his crust of a Shepherd’s pie complexion.

5. “What’s your name?” he asked. “Mary,” she replied as the strap of her dress slipped off her marzipan shoulder.

6. She didn’t know it yet but the girl of her dreams had just walked in. Her eyes were radiant and her skin glowed with mozzarella undertones.

7. She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta.

8. His body had the color and shape of raw ground beef.

9. He traced his fingers along her supple, cauliflower skin.

10. She stepped out of the car and and was delighted by the cool summer breeze that brushed against her legs. She had been sitting in the sun earlier and welcomed the relief of this fresh air on her mayonnaise legs.

11. She had brown, wiry hair and skin that can only be described as the color of the inside of an apple. The mushy ones not the cool, crisp ones.

12. She dove into the ocean, the blue waves enveloping her tapioca skin.

13. She was transfixed by the gleam of his uncooked chicken breast skin. So raw, so lumpy.

14. His bones were as brittle as a vanilla wafer.

15. Her beauty was indescribable, which means she’s white.

16. For the first time in his life, he found himself imagining a future together with someone. He was embarrassed to tell her this but he had never really been in love with the women he had dated. “Well who would play me in this rom-com of your life?” she teasingly inquired. “You have such beautiful olive skin,” he crooned, “so you can be a person of color or racially ambiguous in the book but definitely a white woman in the movie.”

Normally, I stay out of the whole POC thing, but as a writer and avid reader, this is something that has bothered me. If a person has a skin color other than pale/white, you don’t need to use food references to describe them. Just state that they’re tan or dark. You don’t need to scrape through the bowl of chocolate rainbow to describe our skin if you aren’t going to do the same for the all the other characters.

7 notes8.307:55 PM
#literature #buzzfeed #skin color #all that aside this was really flipping funny

evinist:

Sorry, I just want to make this joke :P

Joke Free version.

567 notes8.305:28 PM • Source: evinist
#dc #batmansuperman

Things never happen the same way twice, dear one.

(via thecallightman)

3,853 notes8.3012:52 PM • Source: margahery
#holy shit #doctor who

jamesstruttingpotter:

does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into

(via djemso)

mishafuckingackles:

dean-winchester-is-batman:

dracomafloy:

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Come and come on and RAISE YOUR RAT

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reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH 

HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR 

IT’S BACK 

(via potterpuppetpals)

648,670 notes8.3010:17 AM • Source: sextective
evinist:

I finally finished it :D.
A very old and tacky “Tangled in the Watchtower Wire Room” stuff :P

I feel like this is one of those “This isn’t what it look like!” situations.
And Flash took the picture anyways.

evinist:

I finally finished it :D.

A very old and tacky “Tangled in the Watchtower Wire Room” stuff :P

I feel like this is one of those “This isn’t what it look like!” situations.

And Flash took the picture anyways.

342 notes8.3010:09 AM • Source: evinist
#dc #batmansuperman