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itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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116,030 notes7.229:05 PM • Source: itssexualhour
disregardcanon asked, "Do you have any fics where Merlin is a prince? Role reversal is good, but a scenario where they are both royalty would also be good. Thank you :)"

fy-merlinxarthur:

Here and here for similar asks ;)

One Wedding and One Misgiving by Reyn
"I wanna see an AU where Merlin is the prince of Dragonlords (lol yeah fantasy) and he gets an arranged marriage to Arthur, Prince of Camelot."

Knight (Prat) In Shining Armour by Deminos
Merlin Emrys is the Prince of Albion and one of the strongest Warlocks in his time. Arthur Pendragon is his ever-suffering knight… and lover. Smut with fluff. Oneshot.

The Warmth of Winter by eldee
Dragonlord Prince Emrys of the Druids is assigned the task of negotiating with King Arthur Pendragon of England in hopes that dragons and magic will be permitted to come back home again. (Hopefully that teenaged tryst Merlin and Arthur once had doesn’t make things awkward.)

The Hawk Prince by reona32
An evil Queen has taken over the Kingdom of Avalon and imprisoned Prince Merlin. Prince Arthur of Camelot happens across the manor where he is trapped and vows to free him and defeat the evil Queen before she destroys them all. 

Princes, Priestesses, Lords and Ladies by dentedsky
The lady Morgause pointed at Arthur. “Arthur Pendragon, a great destiny awaits you. The battle for your soul – “ and here her finger went from Arthur in the crowd, to Merlin in front of her – “is about to begin.”
The king of dragonlords has come to Camelot to sign the peace treaty. There’s a royal banquet, a royal duel, a royal betrothal and in Prince Merlin’s honest opinion, Prince Arthur is a royal pain. All goes wrong when Prince Arthur accidently proposes to Prince Merlin and, due to an ancient law, the betrothal becomes binding. 

Royal Merlin verse by Utsaah [WIP]
Merlin hates everything regal because his mum does.But when Prince Arthur is going to the same uni as him, he changes those thoughts quickly and even develops feelings for him. He begins to wonder why his mum holds such a grudge against royalty. What he doesn’t know is that his mum had a history with the Mercian King and he certainly doesn’t know that he’s the son of that same King

Guys!! Guys, look!! I made it onto a rec list!!!

127 notes7.2212:54 PM • Source: fy-merlinxarthur

Don’t tell me how to spell my porn, Word.

5 notes7.227:24 AM
#porn #blowjob #grammar error #writing problems

Just An Old Fashioned Love Song: or, Three Conversations Adam and Charlie Never Expected to Have - sev313 - Mighty Ducks (Movies) [Archive of Our Own] »

Three intimate looks into the lives of Adam Banks and Charlie Conway.

So, if there are any other Banks/Conway Mighty Ducks fans out there, I highly recommend this oneshot. Because of reasons.

7.215:46 PM
#mighty ducks #adam banks charlie conway #mighty ducks fic
wtf-fun-factss:

How fast people accept new technologies - WTF fun facts

No one accepted Google +, it was forced down our throats at gunpoint.

wtf-fun-factss:

How fast people accept new technologies - WTF fun facts

No one accepted Google +, it was forced down our throats at gunpoint.

696 notes7.215:24 PM • Source: wtffunfact.com

saucefactory:

imnotanegganymore:

journey-into-comics:

Nightwing (x)

DICK

GO GET THE D, D.

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31,871 notes7.211:15 PM • Source: journey-into-comics
#Dick Grayson #batman cosplay #nightwing
beggars-opera:

intimesgonebyblog:

squirrelshideout:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

So adorable

I love how every generation of teens thinks their problems are brand new.

I too long for the days of my childhood when makeup was simple and tasteful


I grew up in this era. You think it’s great, but it held terrifying secrets such as dark lip liner and heavily penciled in eyebrows. Friendships were torn apart over N’sync and Backstreet Boys. No cell phones meant you had to pass your notes on paper in class, which left hard, unlocked evidence for teachers to find and read to everyone if caught. Research was still done using mostly books and encyclopedia sources — there was no Wikipedia to link you to reliable online sources. Typewriters were still a common thing. Not everyone had a computer in their house. Can you imagine typing an essay on that thing? If you made a typo and didn’t catch it rig away, you had to rewrite the whole paper because trying to go back to that exact line and space wasn’t worth the effort.And punks weren’t popular. They were outcasts, just like true 90s movies depicts them as. They didn’t gain popularity status until the late 90s, early 2000s, when punk pop became the hit music.

beggars-opera:

intimesgonebyblog:

squirrelshideout:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

So adorable

I love how every generation of teens thinks their problems are brand new.

I too long for the days of my childhood when makeup was simple and tasteful

I grew up in this era. You think it’s great, but it held terrifying secrets such as dark lip liner and heavily penciled in eyebrows. Friendships were torn apart over N’sync and Backstreet Boys. No cell phones meant you had to pass your notes on paper in class, which left hard, unlocked evidence for teachers to find and read to everyone if caught. Research was still done using mostly books and encyclopedia sources — there was no Wikipedia to link you to reliable online sources. Typewriters were still a common thing. Not everyone had a computer in their house. Can you imagine typing an essay on that thing? If you made a typo and didn’t catch it rig away, you had to rewrite the whole paper because trying to go back to that exact line and space wasn’t worth the effort.

And punks weren’t popular. They were outcasts, just like true 90s movies depicts them as. They didn’t gain popularity status until the late 90s, early 2000s, when punk pop became the hit music.

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9,028 notes7.211:12 PM • Source: theacheofmodernism
#my generation

thatferrybroad:

mari-m-blog:

syqitten:

thesassylorax:

kingcheddarxvii:

this upsets me

what the fuck is this

WHAT IS THIS

id watch it

WHAAAT THE HECK!!??
XDDD

I’m sorry, no. Mr Krabs needs more hot anime dad hair

152,530 notes7.215:17 AM • Source: clarkchan1211

http://brass-tacked.tumblr.com/post/92395361395/ahjareyn-drabblemeister-ahjareyn »

ahjareyn:

drabblemeister:

ahjareyn:

drabblemeister:

Watched the Sandlot, Mighty Ducks, and D2…and all I can say is…

SHIPS ARE SAILING

also there goes my childhood

Can anyone rec some good Banks/Conway fics???? I want them all.

OR A TEEN WOLF STORY WHERE STILES IS A…

NO. NO I HAVE ENOUGH TO WRITE.

9 notes7.209:00 PM • Source: drabblemeister
verybesttotallywrong asked, "50:If you could live in any fictional world, which would it be?"

Harry Potter.

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1 note7.208:59 PM
#verybesttotallywrong