It Is the Night

theywillliveagaininfreedom: idontseehowthatsapartystark: thecom...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:10:54 -0700

idontseehowthatsapartystark:

thecompassionate:

chasingpictures:

ifyouwerealien:

silentdetonations:

“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup

I… I don’t know how I feel about this.

Reading the song title:

While listening to the song:

After listening to the song:

the gifs are so accurate.

… what. the. fuck. I was actually insulted that someone would do this but then I listened and… oh my lord.

((Wow… talented mixer…))

Dancing now

I never reblog music on my dash, but this was way too amazing to ignore and not share.

zachinglis: Ok, these are amazing!

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:09:30 -0700

zachinglis:

Ok, these are amazing!

intergalacticju: This is an unopened Monster High Forbitten...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:54:14 -0700

intergalacticju:

This is an unopened Monster High Forbitten Love set that I’m selling. My job doesn’t work me enough hours and I need the extra cash, so sad as I am to see it go I’d like to sell it to a good home. There’s the barest of foxing on one of the edges that was there when I got it, but otherwise it’s in excellent condition.

Looking for around $140 but I’m accepting offers for the set, and won’t be doing any splits unless the offer is really good. $10 USD for shipping in the USA.

I would really appreciate it if you can’t offer, to reblog. I still have things to pay off and other expenses that my job just doesn’t cover.

I’ve been watching too much of Kitchen Nightmares. My brother just had to convince me I had a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:38:47 -0700

I’ve been watching too much of Kitchen Nightmares. My brother just had to convince me I had a walnut in a brownie and not a worm.

hackedmotionsensors: cocokat: The only major problem I have with STXII right now: Read...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:54:21 -0700

hackedmotionsensors:

cocokat:

The only major problem I have with STXII right now:

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THIS! A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

Ah, okay. If you’re going to argue it THIS way, then I’m entirely inclined to agree.

Reyn Fact #5

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:30:37 -0700

Every time I talk to my dog, my conversation dissolves into fangirl noises because he’s so damn gorgeous.

sarahsaurus81: Really? No one’s going to comment about how...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:07:02 -0700

sarahsaurus81:

Really? No one’s going to comment about how Linden is (yet again) proving he’s one of us?

Please tell me I’m not the only fan out there who saw his tweet and caught the (unintential?) reference to Boku no Sexual Harassment…

areyousuretonightsadangernight: Martin Freeman & Richard...

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:50:20 -0700

areyousuretonightsadangernight:

Martin Freeman & Richard Armitage: Japanese blu-ray promo [X]

This is so romantic. It should be on cards everywhere.

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:09:23 -0700

This is so romantic. It should be on cards everywhere.

greenberg-the-dog: That awkward moment when the dogs discover...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:53:19 -0700

greenberg-the-dog:

That awkward moment when the dogs discover you’ve been misusing the security cam to spy on them.

My roommate has this bad habit of spying on the dogs…

He is! Thank you so much for asking!! He threw up around 14...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:46:11 -0700

He is! Thank you so much for asking!! He threw up around 14 times in under two hours, but luckily with all that purging he was able to clear most of his system out. He was pretty dehydrated, but he’s the type of dog that bounces back so easily it’s kind of weird. Seriously, by the time I was taking him to the vet, he was already starting to act like his old self.

The vet checked his vitals and said he was fine. She gave me some meds to coat his stomach for a few days, but yeah. He made a full recovery.

We talked to our neighbors and they cut back all of their plants, so hopefully nothing like this will ever happen again.

thelilnan: That’s okay though

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:24:11 -0700

thelilnan:

That’s okay though

Sometimes, when Greenberg wants to snuggle, he’ll drop his...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:11:15 -0700

Sometimes, when Greenberg wants to snuggle, he’ll drop his bone in my lap and stare at me until I pick it up and sit down on the floor. He’ll then flop on my legs, take his bone back, and happily chew it for the next 20 minutes or so.

tysonhesse: If this doesn’t work, I don’t know what. ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:53:22 -0700

tysonhesse:

If this doesn’t work, I don’t know what.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1673195448/the-make-a-frog-project

Seeing as how this reference is from one of my favorite movies, I say you all should back this project.

wowjustloveme: meladoodle: you came to the wrong...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:49:38 -0700

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

DOG?!? I THOUGHT THAT WAS A NAKED CHILD WRAPPED IN A BLANKET

Reyn Fact #4

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:31:05 -0700

My bottom lip is slightly ticklish.

This sometimes leads to giggling and making for slightly awkward first kisses.

Teen Wolf: Stiles Saves His Own Ass

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:40:05 -0700

“What?” Stiles peeked an eye open, sure he hadn’t heard right.

The claws hovered inches over his head and he flinched back.

“Are you the Witch Doctor of Beacon Hills??” the urgency in the monster’s voice nearly doubled at having to repeat itself.

“Uhm…” Stiles licked his lips and managed to relax slightly. “That’s a stupid name, and I’m still mad that Deaton left it with me, but…yes?”

The overly large sigh and sudden slumping startled him so bad that Stiles really couldn’t help the belated scream that left his mouth.

“I need your help.”

Stiles jumped as gnarled hands clamped down on his shoulders.

“Excuse me? You need my—?” He drew back as much as the grip would allow. “You stalked me, ran my jeep off the road, chased me down, scared the living daylights out of me so you could ask for help?! Why can’t any of you creatures of the night ask for shit normally, man! Look up my phone number! Approach me in a public place in a nonthreatening manner! I think you just shaved twenty years off my life.”

The look Stiles got was a confused one, because clearly the concept of not being scary was beyond a magical creature’s comprehension.

Whatever. This conversation needed to move forward. “Look, what do you want?”

His attacker seemed relieved. “I need your help to win the affections of the one I love.”

Stiles’ neck craned forward in disbelief. “You’re serious?”

“I am.”

Letting out an explosive breath, Stiles shook his head. “I can’t.”

In a flash, the hold on his shoulders was painful and he was being shaken back and forth. “You must!”

“No!” The shaking didn’t stop. “NO! I can’t!” Stiles twisted his way out of his jacket. “There are no spells or — or potions or anything that can make someone fall in love with you. In lust, yes. Obsession, yes. But trust me when I say obsessive thinking doesn’t mean love.”

His jacket was torn in half. “Then bestow your wisdom upon me!”

“My — Dude, I can’t even get the person I like to look twice at me! What makes you think I can even begin to dish out any type of advice to something like you?”

The angered roar vibrated through the air. “Then you are useless to me!”

Stiles stumbled and fell back just in time to avoid having his head bashed in. “Wait wait wait!” he pleaded, scooting backwards and doing his best to ignore the way his life was trying to flash before his eyes. “I lied! There’s a thing! A chant! I can give you an incantation!”

The monster’s fist planted into the ground beside him. “TELL ME!” it demanded.

“Oh God.” Stiles’ body was trembling with fear and his limbs felt weak. “Okay. Okay, you need to repeat this to the woman…or man…or…whatever it is that’s rocking your boat.” He forced himself to look up at meet the creature’s eyes. “It’s ‘Oo, ee…’”

There was a moment of silence and Stiles’ brow rose.

“Oo, ee,” the monster finally repeated.

Nodding in satisfaction, Stiles continued. “Oo, ee. Oo, ah, ah…”

“Oo, ee. Oo, ah, ah…”

“Ting. Tang. Walla walla. Bing bang.”

Beady eyes darted to the side as the words were committed to memory. “Oo, ee. Oo, ah, ah. Ting. Tang. Walla walla. Bing bang.” Its head swiveled back to Stiles, its teeth worrisomely close to his face. “Thank you.”

And with that the creature ran off.

Relief flooded through his system so strongly that tears prickled at the corner of Stiles’ eyes. He vaguely wondered if it was even remotely safe for his heart to be pounding this hard against his rib cage.

“Stiles!” Distant footsteps could be heard rushing in his direction. “Stiles!!”

Forcibly pulling himself back together, Stiles rolled onto his side to push himself up. He needed to have a chat about his cavalry’s timing.

THE END.

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:08:18 -0700

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

Where are her ear buds leading to? I’m honestly baffled as...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:07:52 -0700

Where are her ear buds leading to? I’m honestly baffled as to why they aren’t just connected to her phone.

RESPECT THE CHAIR.

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:19:29 -0700

RESPECT THE CHAIR.