Title: Pants?
Rating: G
Pairing: Gen
A while ago ahjareyn wrote an absolutely adorable little fic HERE, about Batman’s first real encounter with the reality of *parenting*. It’s cute, go read it!
It also inspired this, but this won’t make a terrible lot of sense without reading the other.
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The only response Gordon could muster the first time he saw the brightly coloured figure swing onto the roof with Batman was a half-strangled
“Pants?”
THIS IS SO ADORABLE. ALL MY BATMAN FOLLOWERS MUST GO READ IT NOW.
Commission for a nice fella! Dick found a
dildocat in damian room and is confronting him about it.lol the original version of this is NSFW if you wanna see click here
Damian: That’s Tim’s.
Dick: So…what? You were just holding onto it for him?
Damian: …Yes.
Dick: Since when do you do Tim any favors?
Damian: …
Anonymous askedI…have actually never given this much thought. Lessee…
Dick doesn’t really give it much thought. You can’t change someone’s past. You can take the boy out of the circus, but not the circus out of the boy. The same rule might apply to Damian. You can take the boy away from the killers, but can’t take the killer out of the boy. That’s a bit disconcerting, but Dick knows he can’t let that rule his every decision concerning Damian. Especially when Damian is trying so hard to fit in with this new lifestyle.
Dick’s proud of him for that. He doesn’t say it, but let’s his actions speak for him. A hand on the shoulder when the body count is zero at the end of the night. Ruffling his hair when he snarks about how many ways he can kill Grayson in a given situation. Dick would give him hugs, but he’s pretty sure he might lose an appendage if he gets the timing wrong.
In their line of work, their lives are constantly put on the balance. Dick has turned it into a challenge for Damian to further hone his skills by telling him that it’s easy enough to kill someone to ensure you live. The real challenge is keeping them alive (and ensuring they can make a mostly full recovery) while still getting in, completing your mission, and getting back out. It’s what makes Batman the best.
Damian went a little starry-eyed at that.
ME!!! 8D
Because the show is finally going on a WORLD TOUR.
AND I ALREADY BOUGHT MY TICKET.
(Source: batmanlive.com)
Reyn
